i am going to start a new website. it is called unter dem wasser. it will deal with contemporary rabbinical/ canonical/ killa cam issues. stay tuned.


Don’t be a stranger
Don’t be a Texas Ranger
I am a changer
Of batteries

magnus:
stare at the TV screen
what does it all mean?

Thomas:
I am a teen
my friends call me bean

Justin:
Wanna go out on the scene
gotta spend some time to preen

Squirrel, there are two types of people in this world, squirrel, squirrel, are you listening….



I rap in installations
I love clay-mations
and glue
Accumulate bar mitzah invitations
doo doo
Hackey sack is my vocation

I spend so much time on the internet that I figured I would ask if any one has seen my dog? he went missing several days ago. Here is a photo:

I am thriving

Somebody get me to a Rabbi Even the weirdo Hasidic thinks I am a Rabbi Maybe I am a Rabbi Do you know where the Rabbi lives

There I was, like the rest of us, in the baths recovering from the TB inoculation. When, weirdly enough, I started getting this itching irritation all over my fur. It was actually changing color before my eyes, from luscious brown to a dark purple stain. It was horrifying. Then I bought the product and it went away. Then it came back. Then I had an operation and it was gone. The lesson of this story really is, if you absolutely need to get inoculated for TB, make sure the vaccination they are giving you actually is TB.

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heres why you should do it

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- it is snarky and willing to take risks
- it discusses events from all walks of life, not just the high or low or middle, but all of them
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do you really need more reasons

Elegy for the fountain, where it was

I remember when I was a freshman and I saw the Bouncing Souls along with Little Steven play nearby the fountain, actually I think they played under the arch, which is staying where it is. It would be too much work to move the whole arch. Wouldn’t that be crazy if they moved the arch instead of the fountain? It would make no sense. Someone told me once that a homeless dude had told them that the fountain served as a bathroom, for shitting mainly but also I guess for washing, for much of downtown’s homeless population, and wasn’t it stupid how all these kids and tourists would frolic in the fountain. I never really wanted to frolic in the fountain anyway. It’s a little gay, like the sound of music or something, unless you are a kid. I wonder will homeless people shit in the new fountain or will they find another old fountain. There are actually quite a few fountains around, more than you might think.