10,000 michael douglas fans really can't be gay

ethnographic charades for the jet set. the latest macrobiotic installment from modern day Parker brothers (dwarf Olsen twins) AB & BR- starring one hairy, filthy stunt man, 3 ravenous billionaire elves, an escaped psychopath and a bad glass of chardonnay. in all its threshing glory (& gory)=

http://zimmerfidget.com/studios/24Hours/Film16_PAGE.htm

behold this year's answer to MYSTERY, ALASKA or GOOD-FELLAS meets SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE

what other shit is new? my acting career is going great. my agent says it really lends cred that i have an actual rap. sheet. i think i am gonna have a gig with law and order SVU coming up some time soon- keep y'all posted about that. something about a female embryo stealing ring. the only draw back is that the limitations of my parole state that i cannot ingest any diary products for a period of 26 months and just one violation is gonna get me thrown back in Attica for at least 7 new moons (that's like 3 months according to the Judeo-Christian calender). i am worried that this is gonna negatively effect my budding acting career

also pls don't forget ANTHONY HOPKINS REALLY NEEDS YOUR HELP. love & vivacious submission- squirrel XOXOXOXOXOXO