Friday, May 11, 2007




release the four-legged creepy crawlers to the otherworldly practice with Candy- summer= dogged practice, Bikram submission, Vinyassa.

now that that's off my furry chest=
jail is alright. i got a job in the kitchen mixin grits. it is a good position when i need to kill someone because i can easily poison their ration with hemlock. if all goes according to plan, i expect to be out in 22 months. hasta la vista- squirrel

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Ozwald penitentiary has truly been a mommy dearest to you...
Ezekial and I have bribed the warden with a pound of fresh brazilian Macadamias....oh it was hard to part with them...but he'll allow you out of the slammer one night this weekend. Perhaps Sopranos is in order? I hear there's no HBO in prison.