Wednesday, April 4, 2007

an open letter to olbert

Olbert u slimy fuck-
first of all where the fuck is my toadskin jacket? u took that piece over a year ago to wear to yr senior prom and i never received it back. really man, it's just rude and disrespectful not to return that especially since you know that it was a gift from my godmother. second of all- i fear that you are spinning out of control. when you first started doing yoga i thought it was cool and that you could handle it but i fear that you are becoming reckless. what is this i hear about you attempting a double bind in broad daylight on the god damn concrete pavement with your dog Vishnu lifted over your head and chanting hari krishna rants all the while. your loosing your marbles. besides it was always more about the outfits for you than the practice. you were always - look at my new organic breathable fiber undergarments spun by syphilises worms in Eurasia. get over it dude. when will you learn to transcend? OM SHANTI. love eternal & death is only the beginning of a new journey into cyberspace- Sydney

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