Rashid's debacle

from the hairy mouth of rashid himself

i stumbled across the golden key last evening. it was buried nearby some shrubs. at first i didn't know what to make of it but then i saw the ancient inscriptions. there were hieroglyphic symbols engraved onto the base of the key. the key was gleaming. it must have been made of 34 karrot. it was also very heavy. i carried it to my friend who is knowledgeable about hieroglyphics and ancient magic. after a preliminary examination he said it looked like what has been referred to as the key to the catacombs of Damascus- a key that will unleash confined demons. i booked a flight to Damascus. i sprinkled myself with holy water just to be safe before entering the tombs. i descended down deep, deep, deep, deeper into the darkness TO BE CONTINUED